The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

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I just noticed Rybakina withdrew
Iga fans are opening the champagne.

Sabalenka is losing, looks like shit,wta at its peak. Iga once again with childish draw. And all of wta tennis fans in Madrit were so happy that ladies had better matches than men. Just a coincidence.

Women's tennis has become sad to watch since they caught doped Halep, who by the way lost the first round match. But they miraculously missed to see Swiatek's evident physical change. Consecutive titles and 6:0, 6:1 sets aren't suspicious at all, that's of biscuits and milk.

Poles Witold Bańka is of President of the World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA), so she can takes whatever she wants.

Swiatek apparently uses anabolic steroids. However, her behavior, which sometimes really isn't, let's say - normal, especially at the US Open 2022, may indicate usage of another substance. This is the most blatant example of doping ever seen in women's tennis.

Is she ever going to be caught then? She seems to be basically untouchable, compared to Halep.

[Guest]

What type of behaviour??
Her bland personality? No emotion?

[Guest]

I just noticed Rybakina withdrew
Iga fans are opening the champagne.

Sabalenka is losing, looks like shit,wta at its peak. Iga once again with childish draw. And all of wta tennis fans in Madrit were so happy that ladies had better matches than men. Just a coincidence.

Women's tennis has become sad to watch since they caught doped Halep, who by the way lost the first round match. But they miraculously missed to see Swiatek's evident physical change. Consecutive titles and 6:0, 6:1 sets aren't suspicious at all, that's of biscuits and milk.

Poles Witold Bańka is of President of the World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA), so she can takes whatever she wants.

Swiatek apparently uses anabolic steroids. However, her behavior, which sometimes really isn't, let's say - normal, especially at the US Open 2022, may indicate usage of another substance. This is the most blatant example of doping ever seen in women's tennis.

Is she ever going to be caught then? She seems to be basically untouchable, compared to Halep.

Iga doesn't even have to be caught, because in her case everything is obvious. WADA may make a public announcement whenever, but we are probably still far away from that. That won't happen until WTA decides to find a new toy.

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I just noticed Rybakina withdrew
Iga fans are opening the champagne.

Sabalenka is losing, looks like shit,wta at its peak. Iga once again with childish draw. And all of wta tennis fans in Madrit were so happy that ladies had better matches than men. Just a coincidence.

Women's tennis has become sad to watch since they caught doped Halep, who by the way lost the first round match. But they miraculously missed to see Swiatek's evident physical change. Consecutive titles and 6:0, 6:1 sets aren't suspicious at all, that's of biscuits and milk.

Poles Witold Bańka is of President of the World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA), so she can takes whatever she wants.

Swiatek apparently uses anabolic steroids. However, her behavior, which sometimes really isn't, let's say - normal, especially at the US Open 2022, may indicate usage of another substance. This is the most blatant example of doping ever seen in women's tennis.

Is she ever going to be caught then? She seems to be basically untouchable, compared to Halep.

DA- if she was doping there’s no way the WTA would push for an investigation. In fact they would squash it. The WTA are putting absolutely all their energy into making a poster child of her in an attempt to create an international superstar out of her/to keep itself afloat. They need a new Serena and she’s the easiest option. Sabalenka has a lot more pizazz but has a problematic nationality. Gauff isn’t there yet. Rybakina also, in reality, has a nationality problem and doesn’t have the personality to win people over on court… So keep on expected rigged draws for now and forget about any doping investigation!

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Women's tennis has become sad to watch since they caught doped Halep, who by the way lost the first round match. But they miraculously missed to see Swiatek's evident physical change. Consecutive titles and 6:0, 6:1 sets aren't suspicious at all, that's of biscuits and milk.

Poles Witold Bańka is of President of the World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA), so she can takes whatever she wants.

Swiatek apparently uses anabolic steroids. However, her behavior, which sometimes really isn't, let's say - normal, especially at the US Open 2022, may indicate usage of another substance. This is the most blatant example of doping ever seen in women's tennis.

Is she ever going to be caught then? She seems to be basically untouchable, compared to Halep.

DA- if she was doping there’s no way the WTA would push for an investigation. In fact they would squash it. The WTA are putting absolutely all their energy into making a poster child of her in an attempt to create an international superstar out of her/to keep itself afloat. They need a new Serena and she’s the easiest option. Sabalenka has a lot more pizazz but has a problematic nationality. Gauff isn’t there yet. Rybakina also, in reality, has a nationality problem and doesn’t have the personality to win people over on court… So keep on expected rigged draws for now and forget about any doping investigation!

What I get from this post is if Gauff somehow gets better in the future (and has a good chance cause she's young), she is already meant to be attacked here next and the new big villain for some anons because she'd become yet another oppressor of these "problematic nationalities" whose players apparently are always victimized, never get chances and never win any tours. But as mentioned Gauff isn't there yet to level up, so she can still be kept at bay and is tolerable for now. However just in case she becomes better though, you are gonna get a new source of oppression.lol

Are literally any other players with different nationalities also put in matches just to be the oppressors of that problematic nationality that gets talked so much? Because that victimized tennis nations obsession sounds kind of nuts.

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Poles Witold Bańka is of President of the World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA), so she can takes whatever she wants.

Swiatek apparently uses anabolic steroids. However, her behavior, which sometimes really isn't, let's say - normal, especially at the US Open 2022, may indicate usage of another substance. This is the most blatant example of doping ever seen in women's tennis.

Is she ever going to be caught then? She seems to be basically untouchable, compared to Halep.

DA- if she was doping there’s no way the WTA would push for an investigation. In fact they would squash it. The WTA are putting absolutely all their energy into making a poster child of her in an attempt to create an international superstar out of her/to keep itself afloat. They need a new Serena and she’s the easiest option. Sabalenka has a lot more pizazz but has a problematic nationality. Gauff isn’t there yet. Rybakina also, in reality, has a nationality problem and doesn’t have the personality to win people over on court… So keep on expected rigged draws for now and forget about any doping investigation!

What I get from this post is if Gauff somehow gets better in the future (and has a good chance cause she's young), she is already meant to be attacked here next and the new big villain for some anons because she'd become yet another oppressor of these "problematic nationalities" whose players apparently are always victimized, never get chances and never win any tours. But as mentioned Gauff isn't there yet to level up, so she can still be kept at bay and is tolerable for now. However just in case she becomes better though, you are gonna get a new source of oppression.lol

Are literally any other players with different nationalities also put in matches just to be the oppressors of that problematic nationality that gets talked so much? Because that victimized tennis nations obsession sounds kind of nuts.

Swiatek, with her self-destructive nature and "winning at any cost" mindset, was to easiest option to be poisoned with steroids. It was necessary to create an artificial atmosphere that something interesting is happening in women's tennis. But they overdid it, so now she literally looks like a man. Don't expect Gauff, Rybakina, Sabalenka or anyone else to have results close to Swiatek. They know when to stop. Swiatek, sadly, doesn't have neither limits, neither dignity.

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Swiatek apparently uses anabolic steroids. However, her behavior, which sometimes really isn't, let's say - normal, especially at the US Open 2022, may indicate usage of another substance. This is the most blatant example of doping ever seen in women's tennis.

Is she ever going to be caught then? She seems to be basically untouchable, compared to Halep.

DA- if she was doping there’s no way the WTA would push for an investigation. In fact they would squash it. The WTA are putting absolutely all their energy into making a poster child of her in an attempt to create an international superstar out of her/to keep itself afloat. They need a new Serena and she’s the easiest option. Sabalenka has a lot more pizazz but has a problematic nationality. Gauff isn’t there yet. Rybakina also, in reality, has a nationality problem and doesn’t have the personality to win people over on court… So keep on expected rigged draws for now and forget about any doping investigation!

What I get from this post is if Gauff somehow gets better in the future (and has a good chance cause she's young), she is already meant to be attacked here next and the new big villain for some anons because she'd become yet another oppressor of these "problematic nationalities" whose players apparently are always victimized, never get chances and never win any tours. But as mentioned Gauff isn't there yet to level up, so she can still be kept at bay and is tolerable for now. However just in case she becomes better though, you are gonna get a new source of oppression.lol

Are literally any other players with different nationalities also put in matches just to be the oppressors of that problematic nationality that gets talked so much? Because that victimized tennis nations obsession sounds kind of nuts.

Swiatek, with her self-destructive nature and "winning at any cost" mindset, was to easiest option to be poisoned with steroids. It was necessary to create an artificial atmosphere that something interesting is happening in women's tennis. But they overdid it, so now she literally looks like a man. Don't expect Gauff, Rybakina, Sabalenka or anyone else to have results close to Swiatek. They know when to stop. Swiatek, sadly, doesn't have neither limits, neither dignity.

Swiatek has always come across as a bit of an oddball to me, someone who doesn't feel comfortable in her own skin, and as another anon has stated, has exhibited some really strange behavior like the 2022 US Open. Whether it's chemically induced or due to psychological issues one can only guess.

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Do you realize if Coco wins tonight and she gets to SF, she will be second, no matter what! Saba even can win it all , doesn't matter. And that means Saba or Ryba will be seeded n3 and n4 on RG, so one of them has to be in iga's half. But of course, Coco has to win today.

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Do you realize if Coco wins tonight and she gets to SF, she will be second, no matter what! Saba even can win it all , doesn't matter. And that means Saba or Ryba will be seeded n3 and n4 on RG, so one of them has to be in iga's half. But of course, Coco has to win today.

Now this is interesting! Let’s go Coco, if only to make RG more interesting!

[Guest]

Of course Nadal is travelling to RG, how is anyone surprised?

With all the injuries he knows he can vulture another, despite his "injuries".

Watch him get the softest draw ever despite being ranked so low

[Guest]

Of course Nadal is travelling to RG, how is anyone surprised?

With all the injuries he knows he can vulture another, despite his "injuries".

Watch him get the softest draw ever despite being ranked so low

Or to end his carrer in Paris like Serena in New York, the whole world was shocked why she went there and played (that is: almost no one) and is going to be shocked again

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With Swiatek again in the final, women's tennis has officially become a fest of a freaks on steroids.

[Guest reader]

Daaaamn!

[Guest]

She’s so hot

[Guest]

Cute





Ok, back to some actual tennis: who are your RG favorites? Is it going to be one of the obvious picks or an underdog?

[Guest]

Nadal is juicing up as we speak...

Lord I can't wait until he retires so FO isn't a foregone conclusion every year.

[Guest]

Nadal is juicing up as we speak...

Lord I can't wait until he retires so FO isn't a foregone conclusion every year.

It’s highly unlikely he’s going to get very far this year based on his Madrid and Rome performances. Yes, he managed an unlikely win over De Manaur at Madrid but that was his limit. If he were to win, that would be a massive upset!

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Nadal is juicing up as we speak...

Lord I can't wait until he retires so FO isn't a foregone conclusion every year.

It’s highly unlikely he’s going to get very far this year based on his Madrid and Rome performances. Yes, he managed an unlikely win over De Manaur at Madrid but that was his limit. If he were to win, that would be a massive upset!

No, it would just be his usual BS. If it does happen, I don't want anyone to talk about WTA being in a mess. A roided up 38 year old winning would be a joke.

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Nadal is juicing up as we speak...

Lord I can't wait until he retires so FO isn't a foregone conclusion every year.

It’s highly unlikely he’s going to get very far this year based on his Madrid and Rome performances. Yes, he managed an unlikely win over De Manaur at Madrid but that was his limit. If he were to win, that would be a massive upset!

No, it would just be his usual BS. If it does happen, I don't want anyone to talk about WTA being in a mess. A roided up 38 year old winning would be a joke.

They’re all roided up anyway

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I don't trust most players not to shrink like little bitches when they see Nadal across the net at RG.

Hus reign of terror there makes Man city winning everything look suspenseful and exciting

[Guest]

I am by no means a Nadal fan but I do hope that he takes out Zverev in R1 so we can enjoy the rest of the tournament without him

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I am by no means a Nadal fan but I do hope that he takes out Zverev in R1 so we can enjoy the rest of the tournament without him

I hope they both lose somehow

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I am by no means a Nadal fan but I do hope that he takes out Zverev in R1 so we can enjoy the rest of the tournament without him

I hope they both lose somehow

Zverev R1 and then whoever he meets in R2 takes out Nadal
Probably unrealistic, but I choose to stay delusional on this one

[Guest]

what about swiontek? She has coco again?

[Guest]

what about swiontek? She has coco again?

Yep, snooze fest. Basically won’t be challenged until the final again. Unless there’s a weird upset and someone who’s beaten her before like Noskova crops up in the 4th round or something.

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Zverev is a huge choker, he will lose to Nadal even from 6-0 6-0 5-0 40-0 up!

After that Nadal has a cakewalk.

[Guest]

Novak has even less chance than Nadal at RG, he is woeful at the moment.

Sad state of tennis that Nadal can probably still win in his state.

[Guest]

Novak looks like he doesn't give a damn anymore. He ended the slam race so I guess it's understandable.

I just hope Zverev doesn't win

[Guest]

Thiem is hanging up the racket after this season. Sad that the wrist injury happened in his prime, I thought he'd bag a few more slams for sure.

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Zverev is a huge choker, he will lose to Nadal even from 6-0 6-0 5-0 40-0 up!

After that Nadal has a cakewalk.

I'm torn. Nadal ruined any excitement and suspense at the French Open for 20 years. The thought of watching him bagel everyone again is...ugh.

But Zverev is a horrible person and has a decent chance of winning the whole thing, especially as Novak has seemingly giving up.

[Guest]

can someone pls give me a list „or a few names“ of the players who are lgbtq? cus somebody said tennis has many lesbians but somehow I can’t seem to find much!!

[Guest]

I don't trust Nadal. He's been pulling the injured card and then magically winning for years. Won't be surprised if he looks like a new man against Sascha today.

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Zverev looks very nervous, he will choke this match.

People forget their last match here, before the injury Zverev was bossing Nadal but choked in both sets so...

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Rafa breaks Zverev is woeful. If this version of Nadal wins the FO then the tour is really fucked.

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Rafa breaks Zverev is woeful. If this version of Nadal wins the FO then the tour is really fucked.

Nadal has clearly been juicing, looks fitter than ever. Clearly another “impossible” slam win incoming.

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Both trash players. Nadal with all his fake injury shit whilst playing better than he has done all year, and woman beater Zverev. Want them both to lose, but I’d rather Zverev won this because if Nadal does he wins the whole thing. Zverev ain’t winning a slam.

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Of all the top players to get, Nadal will be delighted he got Zverev. He even lost to one hip Murray. He hasn’t got the mental strength. From here onwards, Nadal got a piss easy draw.

[Guest]

Can't stand Nadal, but the thought of thug Zverev having bragging rights over being one of the only players to beat him at the French Open is

Hope Novak actually wakes up and stops this pig winning the whole thing.

[Guest]

Kyrgios doing commentary at Wimbledon. Not impressed given his behaviour. BBC never learn eh

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Can't stand Nadal, but the thought of thug Zverev having bragging rights over being one of the only players to beat him at the French Open is

Hope Novak actually wakes up and stops this pig winning the whole thing.

Nada absolutely useless against Zverev
And the worst thing is that now he has an absolute cakewalk draw right ahead of him. Let’s hope that at least one of the guys manages to stop him.

[Guest]

hopefully the person obsessed with nadal can now shut the fuck up. at least talk about women's tennis ffs

[Guest]

hopefully the person obsessed with nadal can now shut the fuck up. at least talk about women's tennis ffs

Agree!

My first question, has Ons got a new coach?

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Brits on clay = smh

Showing why Raducanu’s decision to skip the FO wasn’t so revolutionary.

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hopefully the person obsessed with nadal can now shut the fuck up. at least talk about women's tennis ffs

Agree!

My first question, has Ons got a new coach?

My understanding is that no, he is just a friend, her usual coach stays on.

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Sakkari in the last 9 slams : R2, R3, R2, R3, R1, R1, R1, R2, R1

I'm impressed she manages to maintain her top 10 ranking despite flop after flop.

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Kyrgios doing commentary at Wimbledon. Not impressed given his behaviour. BBC never learn eh

Such a scumbag, very disappointed about this. Wish people would stop giving him a platform. Also wasn't even like he's one of the alltime greats or anything. Never thought he was that good, really lazy IMO.

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Cake walk draw for the abuser. He is going to go deep isn't he? Goddamn.

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Cake walk draw for the abuser. He is going to go deep isn't he? Goddamn.

I‘m legitimately worried that he will not only go deep but win the whole thing now
Who is there to stop him?


I don‘t trust Medvedev on clay enough and if Djokovic isn‘t fit he‘s not going to do much either. Only hope is that Sinner/Alcaraz are fit enough to deny him a slam title.

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Kyrgios doing commentary at Wimbledon. Not impressed given his behaviour. BBC never learn eh

Such a scumbag, very disappointed about this. Wish people would stop giving him a platform. Also wasn't even like he's one of the alltime greats or anything. Never thought he was that good, really lazy IMO.

It’s not only providing a platform, it’s using tax-payers’ money to do it. Talk about lauding your not-giving-a-shit attitude over your audience.