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Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » Today, 05:15

Guest wrote:
Yesterday, 15:03
Guest wrote:
Yesterday, 09:49
Cake walk draw for the abuser. He is going to go deep isn't he? Goddamn.
I'm worried. I need Novak to sort himself out. Sadly I don't see it, he has been woeful..Alcaraz actually has trouble against Zverev. Not sure I trust Sinner on clay either.
no1currs about your loser males. go to mtf. da
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Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » Today, 05:07

Guest wrote:
Yesterday, 01:12
Sakkari in the last 9 slams : R2, R3, R2, R3, R1, R1, R1, R2, R1 <_<

I'm impressed she manages to maintain her top 10 ranking despite flop after flop.
sucks to suckari.

Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » Yesterday, 15:03

Guest wrote:
Yesterday, 09:49
Cake walk draw for the abuser. He is going to go deep isn't he? Goddamn.
I'm worried. I need Novak to sort himself out. Sadly I don't see it, he has been woeful..Alcaraz actually has trouble against Zverev. Not sure I trust Sinner on clay either.

Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » Yesterday, 14:14

Guest wrote:
Yesterday, 11:38
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Yesterday, 09:49
Cake walk draw for the abuser. He is going to go deep isn't he? Goddamn.
I‘m legitimately worried that he will not only go deep but win the whole thing now :mask:
Who is there to stop him?


I don‘t trust Medvedev on clay enough and if Djokovic isn‘t fit he‘s not going to do much either. Only hope is that Sinner/Alcaraz are fit enough to deny him a slam title.
I hope Djoker is back on his level by the time he meets the abuser. Sinner has the hip problems not sure if he can make it to the final. Another hope yes, Alcaraz. If the abuser wins a slam title, it will be one of the worst moments ever in tennis history.

Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » Yesterday, 12:06

Guest wrote:
Yesterday, 01:21
Guest wrote:
27 May 2024, 17:03
Kyrgios doing commentary at Wimbledon. Not impressed given his behaviour. BBC never learn eh
Such a scumbag, very disappointed about this. Wish people would stop giving him a platform. Also wasn't even like he's one of the alltime greats or anything. Never thought he was that good, really lazy IMO.
It’s not only providing a platform, it’s using tax-payers’ money to do it. Talk about lauding your not-giving-a-shit attitude over your audience.

Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » Yesterday, 11:38

Guest wrote:
Yesterday, 09:49
Cake walk draw for the abuser. He is going to go deep isn't he? Goddamn.
I‘m legitimately worried that he will not only go deep but win the whole thing now :mask:
Who is there to stop him?


I don‘t trust Medvedev on clay enough and if Djokovic isn‘t fit he‘s not going to do much either. Only hope is that Sinner/Alcaraz are fit enough to deny him a slam title.

Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » Yesterday, 09:49

Cake walk draw for the abuser. He is going to go deep isn't he? Goddamn.

Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » Yesterday, 01:21

Guest wrote:
27 May 2024, 17:03
Kyrgios doing commentary at Wimbledon. Not impressed given his behaviour. BBC never learn eh
Such a scumbag, very disappointed about this. Wish people would stop giving him a platform. Also wasn't even like he's one of the alltime greats or anything. Never thought he was that good, really lazy IMO.

Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » Yesterday, 01:12

Sakkari in the last 9 slams : R2, R3, R2, R3, R1, R1, R1, R2, R1 <_<

I'm impressed she manages to maintain her top 10 ranking despite flop after flop.

Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest reader » 27 May 2024, 19:35

Guest wrote:
27 May 2024, 18:18
Guest wrote:
27 May 2024, 17:48
hopefully the person obsessed with nadal can now shut the fuck up. at least talk about women's tennis ffs
Agree!

My first question, has Ons got a new coach?
My understanding is that no, he is just a friend, her usual coach stays on.

Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » 27 May 2024, 19:14

Brits on clay = smh

Showing why Raducanu’s decision to skip the FO wasn’t so revolutionary.

Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » 27 May 2024, 18:18

Guest wrote:
27 May 2024, 17:48
hopefully the person obsessed with nadal can now shut the fuck up. at least talk about women's tennis ffs
Agree!

My first question, has Ons got a new coach?

Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » 27 May 2024, 17:48

hopefully the person obsessed with nadal can now shut the fuck up. at least talk about women's tennis ffs

Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » 27 May 2024, 17:26

Guest wrote:
27 May 2024, 15:22
Can't stand Nadal, but the thought of thug Zverev having bragging rights over being one of the only players to beat him at the French Open is :argh:

Hope Novak actually wakes up and stops this pig winning the whole thing.
Nada absolutely useless against Zverev :argh:
And the worst thing is that now he has an absolute cakewalk draw right ahead of him. Let’s hope that at least one of the guys manages to stop him.

Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » 27 May 2024, 17:03

Kyrgios doing commentary at Wimbledon. Not impressed given his behaviour. BBC never learn eh

Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » 27 May 2024, 15:22

Can't stand Nadal, but the thought of thug Zverev having bragging rights over being one of the only players to beat him at the French Open is :argh:

Hope Novak actually wakes up and stops this pig winning the whole thing.

Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » 27 May 2024, 14:57

Of all the top players to get, Nadal will be delighted he got Zverev. He even lost to one hip Murray. He hasn’t got the mental strength. From here onwards, Nadal got a piss easy draw.

Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » 27 May 2024, 14:53

Both trash players. Nadal with all his fake injury shit whilst playing better than he has done all year, and woman beater Zverev. Want them both to lose, but I’d rather Zverev won this because if Nadal does he wins the whole thing. Zverev ain’t winning a slam.

Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » 27 May 2024, 14:44

Guest wrote:
27 May 2024, 14:38
Rafa breaks :rofl: Zverev is woeful. If this version of Nadal wins the FO then the tour is really fucked.
Nadal has clearly been juicing, looks fitter than ever. Clearly another “impossible” slam win incoming.

Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » 27 May 2024, 14:38

Rafa breaks :rofl: Zverev is woeful. If this version of Nadal wins the FO then the tour is really fucked.

Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » 27 May 2024, 13:59

Zverev looks very nervous, he will choke this match.

People forget their last match here, before the injury Zverev was bossing Nadal but choked in both sets so...

Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » 27 May 2024, 10:58

I don't trust Nadal. He's been pulling the injured card and then magically winning for years. Won't be surprised if he looks like a new man against Sascha today.

Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » 26 May 2024, 16:20

can someone pls give me a list „or a few names“ of the players who are lgbtq? cus somebody said tennis has many lesbians but somehow I can’t seem to find much!!

Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » 26 May 2024, 08:00

Guest wrote:
24 May 2024, 10:28
Zverev is a huge choker, he will lose to Nadal even from 6-0 6-0 5-0 40-0 up!

After that Nadal has a cakewalk.
I'm torn. Nadal ruined any excitement and suspense at the French Open for 20 years. The thought of watching him bagel everyone again is...ugh.

But Zverev is a horrible person and has a decent chance of winning the whole thing, especially as Novak has seemingly giving up.

Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » 25 May 2024, 07:03

Thiem is hanging up the racket after this season. Sad that the wrist injury happened in his prime, I thought he'd bag a few more slams for sure.

Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » 24 May 2024, 17:49

Novak looks like he doesn't give a damn anymore. He ended the slam race so I guess it's understandable.

I just hope Zverev doesn't win :argh:

Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » 24 May 2024, 13:46

Novak has even less chance than Nadal at RG, he is woeful at the moment.

Sad state of tennis that Nadal can probably still win in his state.

Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » 24 May 2024, 10:28

Zverev is a huge choker, he will lose to Nadal even from 6-0 6-0 5-0 40-0 up!

After that Nadal has a cakewalk.

Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » 23 May 2024, 22:25

Guest wrote:
23 May 2024, 17:54
what about swiontek? She has coco again?
Yep, snooze fest. Basically won’t be challenged until the final again. Unless there’s a weird upset and someone who’s beaten her before like Noskova crops up in the 4th round or something.

Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » 23 May 2024, 17:54

what about swiontek? She has coco again?

Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » 23 May 2024, 17:15

Guest wrote:
23 May 2024, 17:04
Guest wrote:
23 May 2024, 12:44
I am by no means a Nadal fan but I do hope that he takes out Zverev in R1 so we can enjoy the rest of the tournament without him
I hope they both lose somehow :bigcry:
Zverev R1 and then whoever he meets in R2 takes out Nadal :wub:
Probably unrealistic, but I choose to stay delusional on this one

Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » 23 May 2024, 17:04

Guest wrote:
23 May 2024, 12:44
I am by no means a Nadal fan but I do hope that he takes out Zverev in R1 so we can enjoy the rest of the tournament without him
I hope they both lose somehow :bigcry:

Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » 23 May 2024, 12:44

I am by no means a Nadal fan but I do hope that he takes out Zverev in R1 so we can enjoy the rest of the tournament without him

Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » 22 May 2024, 06:26

I don't trust most players not to shrink like little bitches when they see Nadal across the net at RG.

Hus reign of terror there makes Man city winning everything look suspenseful and exciting :bigcry:

Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » 21 May 2024, 10:43

Guest wrote:
21 May 2024, 09:17
Guest wrote:
20 May 2024, 22:31
Guest wrote:
20 May 2024, 16:34
Nadal is juicing up as we speak...

Lord I can't wait until he retires so FO isn't a foregone conclusion every year.
It’s highly unlikely he’s going to get very far this year based on his Madrid and Rome performances. Yes, he managed an unlikely win over De Manaur at Madrid but that was his limit. If he were to win, that would be a massive upset!
No, it would just be his usual BS. If it does happen, I don't want anyone to talk about WTA being in a mess. A roided up 38 year old winning would be a joke.
They’re all roided up anyway

Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » 21 May 2024, 09:17

Guest wrote:
20 May 2024, 22:31
Guest wrote:
20 May 2024, 16:34
Nadal is juicing up as we speak...

Lord I can't wait until he retires so FO isn't a foregone conclusion every year.
It’s highly unlikely he’s going to get very far this year based on his Madrid and Rome performances. Yes, he managed an unlikely win over De Manaur at Madrid but that was his limit. If he were to win, that would be a massive upset!
No, it would just be his usual BS. If it does happen, I don't want anyone to talk about WTA being in a mess. A roided up 38 year old winning would be a joke.

Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » 20 May 2024, 22:31

Guest wrote:
20 May 2024, 16:34
Nadal is juicing up as we speak...

Lord I can't wait until he retires so FO isn't a foregone conclusion every year.
It’s highly unlikely he’s going to get very far this year based on his Madrid and Rome performances. Yes, he managed an unlikely win over De Manaur at Madrid but that was his limit. If he were to win, that would be a massive upset!

Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » 20 May 2024, 16:34

Nadal is juicing up as we speak...

Lord I can't wait until he retires so FO isn't a foregone conclusion every year.

Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » 20 May 2024, 16:32

Cute 🥰





Ok, back to some actual tennis: who are your RG favorites? Is it going to be one of the obvious picks or an underdog?

Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » 18 May 2024, 09:04

Guest wrote:
16 May 2024, 14:47
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She’s so hot 🥵

Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest reader » 16 May 2024, 18:12

Guest wrote:
16 May 2024, 14:47
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Daaaamn!

Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » 16 May 2024, 16:16

With Swiatek again in the final, women's tennis has officially become a fest of a freaks on steroids.

Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » 16 May 2024, 14:47

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Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » 16 May 2024, 12:29

Guest wrote:
16 May 2024, 07:01
Of course Nadal is travelling to RG, how is anyone surprised?

With all the injuries he knows he can vulture another, despite his "injuries".

Watch him get the softest draw ever despite being ranked so low :argh:
Or to end his carrer in Paris like Serena in New York, the whole world was shocked why she went there and played (that is: almost no one) and is going to be shocked again :blinkwide:

Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » 16 May 2024, 07:01

Of course Nadal is travelling to RG, how is anyone surprised?

With all the injuries he knows he can vulture another, despite his "injuries".

Watch him get the softest draw ever despite being ranked so low :argh:

Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » 14 May 2024, 14:04

Guest wrote:
14 May 2024, 13:34
Do you realize if Coco wins tonight and she gets to SF, she will be second, no matter what! Saba even can win it all , doesn't matter. And that means Saba or Ryba will be seeded n3 and n4 on RG, so one of them has to be in iga's half. But of course, Coco has to win today.
Now this is interesting! Let’s go Coco, if only to make RG more interesting!

Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » 14 May 2024, 13:34

Do you realize if Coco wins tonight and she gets to SF, she will be second, no matter what! Saba even can win it all , doesn't matter. And that means Saba or Ryba will be seeded n3 and n4 on RG, so one of them has to be in iga's half. But of course, Coco has to win today.

Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » 14 May 2024, 10:30

Guest wrote:
14 May 2024, 09:19
Guest wrote:
14 May 2024, 07:32
Guest wrote:
13 May 2024, 19:47
Guest wrote:
13 May 2024, 16:47
Guest wrote:
13 May 2024, 15:08


Swiatek apparently uses anabolic steroids. However, her behavior, which sometimes really isn't, let's say - normal, especially at the US Open 2022, may indicate usage of another substance. This is the most blatant example of doping ever seen in women's tennis.
Is she ever going to be caught then? She seems to be basically untouchable, compared to Halep.
DA- if she was doping there’s no way the WTA would push for an investigation. In fact they would squash it. The WTA are putting absolutely all their energy into making a poster child of her in an attempt to create an international superstar out of her/to keep itself afloat. They need a new Serena and she’s the easiest option. Sabalenka has a lot more pizazz but has a problematic nationality. Gauff isn’t there yet. Rybakina also, in reality, has a nationality problem and doesn’t have the personality to win people over on court… So keep on expected rigged draws for now and forget about any doping investigation!
What I get from this post is if Gauff somehow gets better in the future (and has a good chance cause she's young), she is already meant to be attacked here next and the new big villain for some anons because she'd become yet another oppressor of these "problematic nationalities" whose players apparently are always victimized, never get chances and never win any tours. But as mentioned Gauff isn't there yet to level up, so she can still be kept at bay and is tolerable for now. 😅 However just in case she becomes better though, you are gonna get a new source of oppression.lol

Are literally any other players with different nationalities also put in matches just to be the oppressors of that problematic nationality that gets talked so much? Because that victimized tennis nations obsession sounds kind of nuts.
Swiatek, with her self-destructive nature and "winning at any cost" mindset, was to easiest option to be poisoned with steroids. It was necessary to create an artificial atmosphere that something interesting is happening in women's tennis. But they overdid it, so now she literally looks like a man. Don't expect Gauff, Rybakina, Sabalenka or anyone else to have results close to Swiatek. They know when to stop. Swiatek, sadly, doesn't have neither limits, neither dignity.
Swiatek has always come across as a bit of an oddball to me, someone who doesn't feel comfortable in her own skin, and as another anon has stated, has exhibited some really strange behavior like the 2022 US Open. Whether it's chemically induced or due to psychological issues one can only guess.

Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » 14 May 2024, 09:19

Guest wrote:
14 May 2024, 07:32
Guest wrote:
13 May 2024, 19:47
Guest wrote:
13 May 2024, 16:47
Guest wrote:
13 May 2024, 15:08
Guest wrote:
13 May 2024, 13:40

Poles Witold Bańka is of President of the World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA), so she can takes whatever she wants.
Swiatek apparently uses anabolic steroids. However, her behavior, which sometimes really isn't, let's say - normal, especially at the US Open 2022, may indicate usage of another substance. This is the most blatant example of doping ever seen in women's tennis.
Is she ever going to be caught then? She seems to be basically untouchable, compared to Halep.
DA- if she was doping there’s no way the WTA would push for an investigation. In fact they would squash it. The WTA are putting absolutely all their energy into making a poster child of her in an attempt to create an international superstar out of her/to keep itself afloat. They need a new Serena and she’s the easiest option. Sabalenka has a lot more pizazz but has a problematic nationality. Gauff isn’t there yet. Rybakina also, in reality, has a nationality problem and doesn’t have the personality to win people over on court… So keep on expected rigged draws for now and forget about any doping investigation!
What I get from this post is if Gauff somehow gets better in the future (and has a good chance cause she's young), she is already meant to be attacked here next and the new big villain for some anons because she'd become yet another oppressor of these "problematic nationalities" whose players apparently are always victimized, never get chances and never win any tours. But as mentioned Gauff isn't there yet to level up, so she can still be kept at bay and is tolerable for now. 😅 However just in case she becomes better though, you are gonna get a new source of oppression.lol

Are literally any other players with different nationalities also put in matches just to be the oppressors of that problematic nationality that gets talked so much? Because that victimized tennis nations obsession sounds kind of nuts.
Swiatek, with her self-destructive nature and "winning at any cost" mindset, was to easiest option to be poisoned with steroids. It was necessary to create an artificial atmosphere that something interesting is happening in women's tennis. But they overdid it, so now she literally looks like a man. Don't expect Gauff, Rybakina, Sabalenka or anyone else to have results close to Swiatek. They know when to stop. Swiatek, sadly, doesn't have neither limits, neither dignity.

Re: The Official Tennis Thread - Part II

by Guest » 14 May 2024, 07:32

Guest wrote:
13 May 2024, 19:47
Guest wrote:
13 May 2024, 16:47
Guest wrote:
13 May 2024, 15:08
Guest wrote:
13 May 2024, 13:40
Guest wrote:
10 May 2024, 19:34


Women's tennis has become sad to watch since they caught doped Halep, who by the way lost the first round match. But they miraculously missed to see Swiatek's evident physical change. Consecutive titles and 6:0, 6:1 sets aren't suspicious at all, that's of biscuits and milk.
Poles Witold Bańka is of President of the World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA), so she can takes whatever she wants.
Swiatek apparently uses anabolic steroids. However, her behavior, which sometimes really isn't, let's say - normal, especially at the US Open 2022, may indicate usage of another substance. This is the most blatant example of doping ever seen in women's tennis.
Is she ever going to be caught then? She seems to be basically untouchable, compared to Halep.
DA- if she was doping there’s no way the WTA would push for an investigation. In fact they would squash it. The WTA are putting absolutely all their energy into making a poster child of her in an attempt to create an international superstar out of her/to keep itself afloat. They need a new Serena and she’s the easiest option. Sabalenka has a lot more pizazz but has a problematic nationality. Gauff isn’t there yet. Rybakina also, in reality, has a nationality problem and doesn’t have the personality to win people over on court… So keep on expected rigged draws for now and forget about any doping investigation!
What I get from this post is if Gauff somehow gets better in the future (and has a good chance cause she's young), she is already meant to be attacked here next and the new big villain for some anons because she'd become yet another oppressor of these "problematic nationalities" whose players apparently are always victimized, never get chances and never win any tours. But as mentioned Gauff isn't there yet to level up, so she can still be kept at bay and is tolerable for now. 😅 However just in case she becomes better though, you are gonna get a new source of oppression.lol

Are literally any other players with different nationalities also put in matches just to be the oppressors of that problematic nationality that gets talked so much? Because that victimized tennis nations obsession sounds kind of nuts.

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